Seminar joke

Shaadi-shuda Aurto ka seminar
chal raha tha.
.
.
Unse puchha gaya,
Aapne apne Husband
ko
‘I Love You’
last kab bola hai?
.
.
Kisi ne kaha aaj,
.
kisi ne kaha 2 din pehle
.
Aur
.
Kisi ne kaha 10 din pehle.
.
.
Fir unse kaha gaya k sab
Patniya
apne pati ko Mobile se
‘I Love You’ Message karo abhi,
.
Jiska sabse accha reply aayega
usay
Surprise Gift
Milega…
.
.
Sab wives ne ‘I Love You’ msg
kar
diya aur
.
Kuchh der baad Husbands k
Reply
kuchh iss tarah aaye…
.
.
1) Darling, tumhari tabiyat to
theek hai na?
.
.
2) Ghar kharcha khatam ho
gaya
hai kya ???
.
.
3) Kahin tum Maiyke to nahin
chali gayi ???
.
.
4) Aaj ghar pe khana nahin
bana
hai kya ???
.
.
5) Kya Matlab ???
.
.
6) Tum Sapne mein ho ya main
sapna dekh raha hoon?
.
.
7) Kity party mein kisi ki
Jewellery
pasand aa gayi hai kya???
.
.
8) Office mein itna tension hai
aur tujhe Romance sujh raha
hai ???
.
.
9) Kitni baar mana kiya Serial
mat
dekha kar..!!
.
.
10) Aaj fir gaadi thok-ke aayi
kya????
.
.
Finally jisko Surprise Gift
Mila uska khatarnak reply ye
tha….
.
. . .
11) Kaun ???