Doctor joke

Doctr : i am sorry. 
Opration k waqt Rubber k Gloves
aapke pet me reh gaye.
dobara opration karna hoga.
Sardar : abey, pagal he kya?
ye le 20 rupaye
naya le le...😀
This "Sardar ji is The Ultimate!

Sardar ji Bank me paise jama karane gaya.
Cashier-
Tumhare Note nakli hai.
Sardar-
Tujhe kya farak padata hai?
Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!! 
😀
You can't stop laughing..😀😛

Wife - Tum to kehte the ki Shaadi ke baad bhi mujhse bahut Pyaar karoge....Husband - Mujhe kya pata tha ki tumhari Shaadi mujhse hi ho jayegi ........!!!

Blast of the day:Wife was kidnapped.Kidnapper sent to husband a piece of her finger n demanded money.Husband replied "ye Ungli to kisi ki b ho sakti hai.."MUNDI Bhej MUNDI"

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile.
1st Sardar: Chal police ko de ke aate he.
2nd sardar: Agar koi bomb raste me phat gaya to? 
1st sardar: Jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha.

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Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyo hass rahe ho?
Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subah 9 baje hu!

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Ek sardar ki chhatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega?!

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Hitler: "There's no word like
IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary."
Sardar: Ab bolne se kya faayda? Jab kharidi thi tab check karna tha!

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Ultimate Hit!!

Sardar ka interview : Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain jisko 1OO% pata hota hain ki uska Husband kaha
hain?
Sardar ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya or bola...

"Vidhwa Aurat....