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Using ur brain is strictly, V.Strictly prohibited...
1.) Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre
2.) IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha
hain,
12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis Chala raha
hain
... 3.) Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
... And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.
4.) Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY
ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir chahta kya
hain khooni"
5.) Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de rubber
6.) Teri adao pe main waari waari..
Teri adao pe main waari waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.
7.) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf..
Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf..
The number you are trying is currently switched off.
8.) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo.
Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo.
Naya godrej powder hair dye,Bas kaato gholo aur
laga lo.
9.) yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....
Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ
TAK..
10.) mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne
kharche par kabooo..
mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne
kharche par kabooo..
ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh
babu...
11.) mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...
mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...
12.) Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska
group janchna...
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group
janchna...
BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna....
13.) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!
14.) Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Asali masale sach sach
MDH.....MDH ...!
15.) 1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
Mutual funds are subjected to market risks
16.) Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ..
Didi Tera Devar Deewana ..
17.) Naach bulbul naach, tujhe paisa milega
hum CID se hai,koi apne jagah se nahi hilega..
a like to banta hai boss for this khatarnak sayari