hot nurse joke

hot nurse joke

Ek din Emraan Hashami kisi Bar mein beer ka mug le kar baitha hua muskura raha tha…

Ranbir: "Bada muskura raha hai tu bhai… Baat kya hai?"

Emraan: "Kal machhli pakadne gaya tha main. Nadi kinaare Kareena mili. Usko Nadi paar karni thi. Maine usko apni boat me bithaya aur beech nadi me boat rok di aur usko kaha-YA TO MUJHE kiss kar LE, YA PAANI ME KOOD JA.
Aur us bechari ko tairna nahi aata tha.
Tu to jaanta hai boat me paani ki lehron ke beech kissing ka mazaa hi alag hai."

Ranbir: Gazab kismat hai teri.. filmi parde pe kya, tu ro real me bhi kisi ko nhi chhodta!!

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Agle hi din Emraan Hashmi usi bar me usi table par beer ka mug le kar baitha hua jor jor se ro raha tha.

Ranbir: Kya hua Hero, Yeh ‘C’ grade ki Sataai hui Heroin jaisa muh bana ke kyu ro raha hai?

Emraan: Kal fir se machhli pakadne gaya tha main. Nadi kinaare ek Angrez ladki mili. Usko bhi Nadi paar karni thi.
Maine usko apni boat me bithaya aur beech nadi me boat rok di aur usko kaha-
YA TO MUJHSE Kiss kar LE, YA PAANI ME KOOD JA..
Usne kaha I am ready but kiss ke alawa bhi tumhe aur bhi bhaut kuch karna hoga.
Aur itna kehte hi usne apni nakli wig utari … Mere to tote ud gaye.
Wo sala Justin Bieber nikla…!!"

Aur

Aur TAIRNA MUJHE BHI NAHI AATA THA…!!!