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Monday, October 23, 2017

Common Problems Of Husband And Wife In midnight on bedroom comedy

October 23, 2017 0
Common Problems Of Husband And Wife      
In midnight on bedroom comedy
Two deaf people get married 
and during the first week of marriage 
they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or lips to lip-read.蘿蘿
After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution.
She writes, "Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals?
樂 For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time.
If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times."
The husband thinks this is a great idea.邏 He writes back to his wife if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his penis one time. 
If she doesn 't want to have sex, pull on his penis
two hundred and fifty times
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Saturday, October 21, 2017

Father Son Comedy SHOWS

October 21, 2017 0

Comedy show
😂😁😀😊😋😎
A Boy Swallows 3 Coin While Playing.
Father See This And Starts Beating On Boy’s
Back.
Boy Vomit 2 Coins But One Was Still Inside.
Father Shouts: “Help! Help! Help! ”
A Woman In A Business Suit Saw It & Comes To
Them.
She Pulls Down Boy’s Pants, Hold His Testicles,
Squeezes & Twist Them Gently Then Tighter.
Boy Screams In Full Of Pain & Cough Out The
Last Coin.
Father To Lady: “Thank You Very Much, How Did
You Know All This Stuff, Are You A Doctor? ”
Woman: “No, No….. I Am With Bank Loan
Recovery Department.😎😋😋😃😄😂😁😀

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Comedy for love

October 21, 2017 0

😂😁😂😂😂😂
A bull was servicing the cows..
Lady asks to manager: How many times can this bull have
sex?
Manager replies: 5 to 6 times in a day.
Lady looks at husband: You see?
Husband asks to manager: Is it the same cow every time?
No sir it’s a different cow every time.
Man looks back to wife: you see!

😃😋😋😋😊

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Medicine of joke

October 21, 2017 0

Medicine of joke by lol made

Height of recycling:🐍🍴🍽🍴🍾🍾

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man giving used condom 2
his son to use as a balloon

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and after bursting
giving to his daughter to use as hair band.

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Sad story of a Man
🐴🐏🐑🐏🐏🐏
Last wéek was my birthday…. My wife didnt wish me….

My parents forgot and so did my kids…. I went to
work…. Even my colleagues didnt wish me….

As i
entered my cabin my secretary said,”Happy Birthday
Boss”…. i felt so special…. She asked me out to lunch….

After lunch,she invited me to her apartment… WE went
there…. She said,”Do you mind if i go into the bedroom
for a minute ?” “OKAY”,i said… She came out 5min later
with a cake And My Wife, My Parents, My Kids ,My
Friends & My Colleagues… All Screaming, SURPRISE….
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And I was waiting on the sofa………….
NAKED 

😁😁😂😂😂😂😂

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